There is no turning back now (unless you leave...)
Cowboy Dung is
a mystery
No one knows
who Cowboy Dung actually is
In fact, no one
actually cares...
He is rumored
to be the Mael's long lost brother
(the moustache sure looks familiar...)
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AT LAST!
THE LONG LOST ALBUM FROM 1981!!!
COWBOY
DUNG
FUTURE
COUNTRY CLASSICS
DEPRESSING COUNTRY
MUSIC AT IT'S BEST!
In the spring
of 1981 a new singing phenonomen came to Nashville.
Sadly, no
one noticed.
Nineteen songs
were recorded in the basement of Cowboy Dung's home.
Nineteen songs
that after all these years are finally seeing the light of day.
The only witnesses
to these special recordings were his Aunt Gloria and her cat Ratz.
Aunt Gloria
was a very special person in Dung's life.
Although stone
deaf only Aunt Gloria knew the talent he possessed.
*Cowboy Dung's
songs were inspired by Ron Mael of Sparks
(we have to
blame someone...)
FINALLY
BEING RELEASED
ON
HIGH QUALITY RECYCLED 8 TRACK TAPE*
*THERE
IS A POSSIBILITY OF THIS AMAZINGINGLY INEPT PERFORMANCE BEING RELEASED
ON COMPACT DISC
(AS
SOON AS WE GET A RECORD COMPANY TO ACTUALLY WRITE BACK)
TRACK LISTING:
SIDE A
Lost In A Fog
Of Betrayal
I Thought
I Was Only Rubbing Her Elbow
She Called
Me A Bastard So I Called Her A Bitch And We Fell In Love
How Do You
Mend A Broken Arrow?
My Wife Just
Got Her Driver's License And Now She's Driving Me To Drink
No One Loves
Me So I Wrote A Song About It
Got Those
Nasty Hemmorhoids Again, Mama
Couldn't Think
Of A Song To Sing So I'm Just Gonna Whine
SIDE B
Thank God I'm
Not John Denver
Sweet Little
Sixteen/Busted
Deep In The
Bowels Of My Mind
(I'll Be)
Pukin' In The Alleyway Tonight With My Love
Grandma
Was A Lesbian and Grandpa Went Both Ways
Hurt, Humiliated
And Horny
Caught With
My Pants Down Again
The End Of
My Album And The End Of My Life
SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT!
IN
THE SUMMER OF 1999
THE
FOLLOWUP TO COWBOY DUNG'S FIRST ALBUM
HITS
CORNER STREETS EVERYWHERE!
SAME OLD IMAGE!
SAME OLD SOUND!
SAME
OLD DUNG!
TRACK LISTING:
SIDE A
Saddle Sores
From Hell
Drinkin' Whiskey
And Making Love At The Same Time Is Hard To Do
Someday My
Ship Will Come In And Sink
She's Got
Dolly Parton Boobs (But She Can't Sing Worth A Damn)
Major Headache
In D Minor Blues
(Mother Always
Burnt Her) Potato Pot Pie
Just Got Paid,
Just Got Laid And Now She's Out Shoppin' Again
All The Leaves
Have Fallen Off My Tree
Daddy Sang
Bass And Momma Was A Hooker
The Girl Of
My Dreams Turned Out To Be A Man
Close But
No Cigar (Monica Lewinsky Blues)
SIDE B
Sweet Little
Sixteen/Busted Again
Ain't Worth
Livin', Ain't Worth Dyin' So What The Hell Am I Gonna Do?
Fartin' Round
The Campfire
Drunk Again
(She Might Be Eighty Three Years Old But She Looks Mighty Fine To Me)
When I Look
Into Your Eyes I Squint A Lot
Grandma's
Still A Lesbian And Grandpa Likes To Watch
Seasons In
The Sun (Terry Jacks Techno Megamix)
I Feel Your
Pain But I'd Rather Feel Something Else
I Told Her
Dwight Yoakam Was Ugly And Bald So She Slapped Me Upside The Head
If She's Taking
The Stairway To Heaven, I'm Taking The Escalator To Hell
"In the beginning
that horse was my friend
but I've been
saddle sore for days on end
Now I'm sore
as hell so that damn horse is gonna pay
he's off to
the glue factory as of today"
SADDLE SORES
FROM HELL (Cowboy Dung /1998)
Words From Cowboy Dung To All His Worldwide Fans
I'm a thanking
ya fans for all your support, kind words and for both of ya buying my album.
I also be
thanking ya for voting for me as yer favorite entertainer.
The last few
years I been struggling a little but yer faith in ole Dung has
certainly
rekindled the flames of my country heart.
I will be
putting on a little show fer ya all this Saturday
at 2:30 pm
at The Farmer's Market , 88th Street
(right beside
Ralph's Potato Bin Station) in Toledo, Ohio.
I loves ya fans!
Signed,
Cowboy
Dung
THE
COWBOY DUNG 1998 CHRISTMAS ALBUM!
SIDE A
Another Depressing
Christmas
Santa Never
Came To My House
White Christmas
In Harlem
Christmas
Eve Blues (Alone Again, Naturally)
The Night
Grandma Ate The Mistletoe And Died
She's Got
PMS And She's Flinging All Her Presents Out The Door
Burning Down
The Christmas Tree 'Cause The Furnance Died Again
I Still Remember
The Christmas I Got Eighteen Bottles Of Old Spice
Hangover Heaven
SIDE B
It Must Be
Christmas (The Neighbourhood Kids Stole Our Outside Lights Again)
A New Year
Is On It's Way And There's Nothing I Can Do To Stop It
Don't Sit
On Santa's Lap Unless You Want A Big Surprise
The Christmas
My Mother-In-Law Forgot To Bring The Turkey (So We Had Leftovers Instead)
Past The Due
Date (Pukin' Up The Eggnog)
My Wife Can't
Wait To Exchange All Her Gifts
It's Fun To
Go Into Major Debt For One Day Of Happiness
Thank God
Christmas Is Over