Although Ron Mael was rather busy, he was kind enough to let me have a short interview with him.
 
 

Larry: It's an honor to interview you, Ron. I've been waiting for this moment for years and years.
 

My first question is, what is your least favorite Sparks song?
 

Ron: I would have to say it's a toss-up between "Sacharrine and The War" and "Pineapple".
 

Larry: What do you think of the Fan Mael and Sparks In Cyberspace websites?
 

Ron: I think the Fan Mael site is outstanding.
 

Larry: What about Sparks In Cyberspace?
 

Ron:  No comment.
I have to go now.
 

Larry: Um...okay.
Bye.