HERE IS MY PERSONAL RATING OF EVERY SPARKS SONG I HAVE HEARD (NOT INCLUDING RE-MIXES ETC.)  I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE MAELS FOR MAKING SO MANY OF THEIR SONG TITLES SO LONG...MY FINGERS SHOULD RECUPERATE IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO...
RATED FROM 1-10
10'S SHOULD ACTUALLY BE RATED 11'S (LIKE SPINAL TAP'S AMPS...)

WONDER GIRL/ 8
FA LA FA LEE /10
ROGER /10
HIGH C /10
FLETCHER HONORAMA/ 8
SIMPLE BALLET /9
SLOWBOAT /10
BIOLOGY 2 /10
SACCHARINE AND THE WAR /10
BIG BANDS /10
NO MORE MR. NICE GUYS /10
I LIKE GIRLS (#1) /10
GIRL FROM GERMANY /10
BEAVER O'LINDY /10
NOTHING IS SACRED /8
HERE COMES BOB /10
MOON OVER KENTUCKY /9
DO RE MI /9
ANGUS DESIRE /7
UNDERGROUND /10
THE LOUVRE /9
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED /10
WHIPPINGS AND APOLOGIES /10
THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US /10
AMATUER HOUR /10
FALLING IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AGAIN /10
HERE IN HEAVEN /10
THANK GOD IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS /10
HASTA MANANA MONSIER /10
TALENT IS AN ASSET /10
COMPLAINTS /10
IN MY FAMILY /9
EQUATOR /10
PROPAGANDA /10
AT HOME, AT WORK, AT PLAY /10
REINFORCEMENTS /10
B.C. /10
THANKS BUT NO THANKS /10
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER /10
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER EARTH /10
SOMETHING FOR THE GIRL WITH EVERYTHING /10
ACHOO /10
WHO DON'T LIKE KIDS /10
BON VOYAGE /10
LOST AND FOUND /10
MARRY ME /10
PROFILE /10
ALABAMY RIGHT /10
BARBERCUTIE /9
HOSPITALITY ON PARADE /10
HAPPY HUNTING GROUND /10
WITHOUT USING HANDS /10
GET IN THE SWING /10
UNDER THE TABLE WITH HER /10
HOW ARE YOU GETTING HOME? /10
PINEAPPLE /10
TITS /9
IT AIN'T 1918 /10
THE LADY IS LINGERING /10
IN THE FUTURE /10
LOOKS, LOOKS, LOOKS /10
MISS THE START, MISS THE END /10
GONE WITH THE WIND /10
TEARING THE PLACE APART /10
ENGLAND /10
BIG BOY /8
I WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE /10
NOTHING TO DO /10
I BOUGHT THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER /10
FILL-ER-UP /10
EVERYBODY'S STUPID /7
THROW HER AWAY (AND GET A NEW ONE) /10
CONFUSION /10
SCREWED UP /10
WHITE WOMEN /10
I LIKE GIRLS /10
A BIG SURPRISE /8
OCCUPATION /9
LADIES /10
I'M NOT /9
FOREVER YOUNG /7
GOOFIN' OFF /10
GIRLS ON THE BRAIN /10
OVER THE SUMMER /10
THOSE MYSTERIES /10
TRYOUTS FOR THE HUMAN RACE /10
ACADEMY AWARD PERFORMANCE /10
LA DOLCE VITA /10
BEAT THE CLOCK /10
MY OTHER VOICE  /10
THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN HEAVEN /10
WHEN I'M WITH YOU /10
JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME /7
ROCK AND ROLL PEOPLE IN A DISCO WORLD /8
WHEN I'M WITH YOU (INSTRUMENTAL) /6
YOUNG GIRLS /8
NOISY BOYS /7
STEREO /10
THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH /8
TIPS FOR TEENS /8
FUNNY FACE /10
WHERE'S MY GIRL /10
UPSTAIRS /10
I MARRIED A MARTIAN /10
THE WILLYS /10
DON'T SHOOT ME /10
SUZIE SAFETY /10
THAT'S NOT NATASSIA /10
WACKY WOMEN /10
ANGST IN MY PANTS /10
I PREDICT /10
SEXTOWN U.S.A. /10
SHERLOCK HOLMES /9
NICOTINA /10
MICKEY MOUSE /10
MOUSTACHE /10
INSTANT WEIGHT LOSS /10
TARZAN AND JANE /8
THE DECLINE AND FALL OF ME /10
GET CRAZY /10
THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT /8
EATEN BY THE MONSTER OF LOVE /10
COOL PLACES /10
POPULARITY /10
PRAYIN' FOR A PARTY /8
ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS SEX /10
PLEASE BABY, PLEASE /8
ROCKIN' GIRLS /10
I WISH I LOOKED A LITTLE BETTER /10
LUCKY ME, LUCKY YOU /10
A FUN BUNCH OF GUYS FROM OUTER SPACE /10
DANCE GODDAMMIT /10
PULLING RABBITS OUT OF A HAT /10
LOVE SCENES /10
PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK /10
PROGRESS /10
WITH ALL MY MIGHT /10
EVERYBODY MOVE /5
A SONG THAT SINGS ITSELF /8
SISTERS /8
KISS ME QUICK /8
SPARKS IN THE DARK /9
SPORTS /9
MUSIC THAT YOU CAN DANCE TO /10
ROSEBUD /9
FINGERTIPS /3
CHANGE /10
THE SCENE /9
SHOPPING MALL OF LOVE /9
MODESTY PLAYS /7
LET'S GET FUNKY /7
SO IMPORTANT /10
JUST GOT BACK FROM HEAVEN /8
LOTS OF REASONS /8
YOU'VE GOT A HOLD OF MY HEART /10
LOVE-O-RAMA /5
THE TOUGHEST GIRL IN TOWN /10
LET'S MAKE LOVE /8
STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE /6
A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE /9
MADONNA /7
GRATUITOUS SAX /10
WHEN DO I GET TO SING "MY WAY" /10
(WHEN I KISS YOU) I HEAR CHARLIE PARKER PLAYING /10
FRANKLY, SCARLETT, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN /9
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WAIT IN YOUR CAR /9
HEAR NO EVIL, SEE NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL /10
NOW THAT I OWN THE BBC /10
TSUI HARK /8
THE GHOST OF LIBERACE /10
LET'S GO SURFING /9
SENSELESS VIOLINS /10
THE NO. 1 SONG IN HEAVEN (SPARKS RADIO EDIT) /10
PULLING RABBITS OUT OF A HAT /10
THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US /8
NO. 1 SONG IN HEAVEN (PART 2) /10
FUNNY FACE /10
WHEN DO I GET TO SING MY WAY /10
ANGST IN MY PANTS /10
CHANGE /10
POPULARITY/ 10
SOMETHING FOR THE GIRL WITH EVERYTHING /8
THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US (WITH FAITH NO MORE) /8
BEAT THE CLOCK /9
BIG BRASS RING /7
AMATUER HOUR (WITH ERASURE) /10
PROPAGANDA /8
WHEN I'M WITH YOU /6
SOMETHING FOR THE GIRL WITH EVERYTHING (WITH FAITH NO MORE) /10
ORCHESTRAL COLLAGE /8
THE NO.1 SONG IN HEAVEN (WITH JIMMY SOMMERVILLE) /10
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER EARTH /10
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